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Step 1 of 3 – Citizenship Evaluation

πŸ’¨ Fartard Citizenship Test

πŸ”₯ Kimba just achieved Supreme Flatulence. Will you?

πŸ’¨ Welcome to Fartard: Only the worthy achieve Supreme Flatulence. Prove yourself. πŸ’¨

Q1: What’s your ideal breakfast?

Q2: You’re in an elevator. What now?

Q3: Fart is...

Step 2 of 3 β€” Final Seal Processing...

βœ… You are now a citizen of Fartard

πŸ”₯ Official Methane Council Seal πŸ”₯

Your methane signature is being validated by the Grand Flatulords...

Only 1 in 100 receive the Ancient Flatulence Mark πŸ’€

Did you fart today?

Tempted to skip to the passport?

(or press S on your keyboard)

Step 3 of 3 – Passport Finalization

πŸ’¨ Fartard Passport

stamp Profile

Name: Anon Trench Holder

Rank: Supreme Flatulence Commander

ID: $FART-69420

πŸ† Leaderboard

☒️ Flatland Radioactive Board

πŸ’¬ Quote of the Day

β€œWith great gas comes great responsibility.”

β€œBehind every silent room is a loud legend.”

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πŸ’– The Goddess of Pink Flan to Lens has blessed you...
    ⛩️  TEMPLE OF GAS  ⛩️
β€œHe who denies the gas, shall never ascend.”

πŸ•ΉοΈ HIDDEN SHORTCUTS ROOM

🚫 ACCESS DENIED – FART NOT WORTHY
🚫 FART REACTION TRIGGERED - BACK TO SQUARE ONE!
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